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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

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— 8 hours ago with 119718 notes

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

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— 8 hours ago with 61680 notes

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poppunkiepie:

Nine in the Afternoon, studio acapella without any instruments - purely voice.  

whoa when did this start getting notes again

— 10 hours ago with 4160 notes
Anonymous asked: if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to


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iguanamouth:

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming

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princess-jpeg:

titania feat. flower-crown: midsummer edition 

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— 11 hours ago with 6353 notes

elmakias:

this is how you say Adam Elmakias. 

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via themysteriouscupcake)

— 11 hours ago with 181482 notes